Change of Plans

Well hello there.

I know. It’s been over a month since my last post. I promised to be more consistent and I have, thus far, failed. Unless you spin the positive side. I have been consistently inconsistent for well over a year at this point. Double negative? Glitch in the Matrix? Rip in the space-time continuum? Who knows? I don’t know. But I’m here now. And I have news!

I’m selling my house!

If you think back to my previous post which you can find here I swapped out both my toilets because one broke and the other was just gross. They were replaced with some nice Kohler thrones. After that I was just like “fuck it, let’s sell this joint for a million dollars, these toilets are sweet!”

Not really. I’d been thinking about selling it since last year because I bought it as a foreclosure nearly seven years ago and the market has shot through the roof and I owe significantly less than what it’s valued. It makes sense to get out now and find a nicer place and have a little cash in the bank. Hopefully. If everything works out in my favor. We’ll see. I’m optimistic. Right now, Dad and I are putting in work to get the place right, trying to increase the curb appeal. It’s coming along pretty smoothly thus far, though there’s tons more work to be done. But I’ll get there eventually.

It would help if these contractors around here would actually call a person back or follow through with their intentions. It’s like they don’t want my money. How are you even making a living?

Anyways, that’s where the change of plans comes along. My original intention was to publish two books this year. That’s not going to happen. But I’ll still get one done, and it’ll be a good one. Darkly humorous and surprisingly philosophical and one hundred percent fiction. I’ve done some preliminary work, but nothing too deep. I’m excited to get lost in my head for a bit.

But until then I have a house to sell. Anybody interested? It has a fireplace. Ooooh fancy…..